How Much Do You Tip an Exorcist?

Vampires! Werewolves! Zombies! Haikus! Author Patrick Rahall delivers horror and hilarity with this unique collection of flash fiction! Featuring short stories, poems, and lists (yes, lists! The funniest lists you've ever seen in fact), this collection is also loaded with 40 gorgeous and haunting illustrations by Jeanette Andromeda! So shuffle your undead body over to the couch, pass the hobo stew, crack open this book, and prepare to be entertained to no end! You'll ponder exorcism etiquette, how to fit a corpse into a suitcase, how to live with the worst superpowers imaginable, and what the movie "Crabtastrophe" would be like if it existed.